Lottery Number Finder

Stuck tirelessly trying to figure out random numbers to use that will make you the next winner of the lottery?! Need a break from working for life and dying alone in your own piss?! I GOT YOU!!

Starting this April you could win BIG!

With my trusty Lottery Number Generator you can simply smash a virtual button on your mobile device display, and out will pop a completely plausible digit that will probably be a part of a sequence of other numbers in both past and future winning lotteries! DON’T THANK ME!!

Head on over to the Google Play Store TODAY!

“But Tom, I don’t use an Android mobile device, how can I get this app?!”

— I hear you cry!

… And to that I say;